where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
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it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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