We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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