The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
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omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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