My Higher Power is John Stamos
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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