yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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