Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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