Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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