You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
