it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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