It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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