let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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