That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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