I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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