he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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