So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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