so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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