i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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