is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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