I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
i believe in u and ur pee
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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