forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
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I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
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I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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