he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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