The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
