ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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