Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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