I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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