why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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