dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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