Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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