Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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