everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
It's blow job season.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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