Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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