I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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