Tell her she can't have a vagina
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.