you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.