This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
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your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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