Got a toothbrush?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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