talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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