We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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