We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
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