Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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