i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I love you.
Bad choice
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