How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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