What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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