i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
no you cant smoke seaweed
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
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I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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