she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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