so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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