Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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