his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Do vagina's smell?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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