i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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