i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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