Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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