Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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