can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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