like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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